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what-the-hells-going-on:

szarabasjka:

ilovecharts:

A quick look at British and American spelling

American english is like real english but badly spelled…

british english looks like it was written by a confused first grader omg

moniker-padacklyte:

jolivet:

simon-the-jewish-vampire:

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

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uh

oh

WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST

the best part is you literally turned him on

(Source: fragilehuge, via the-intern-who-lived)