westbor0baptistchurch:

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever
I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which.
(via rushofgold)

(Source: grettypop, via leavemeflowers)

valvala:

im a man and i LOVE sitting on GIANT BALLSACKS

politicalsexkitten:

Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.

(via tayleeshaangelsuperstar)