I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever
I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which.
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(Source: grettypop, via leavemeflowers)


im a man and i LOVE sitting on GIANT BALLSACKS


Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.

(via tayleeshaangelsuperstar)